Sorry to be so scarce lately but I'm suffering from a right rocky case of the Tournament Flu - so-called because of its 'double elimination' aspect. These last few days my energy has been focused entirely on such decisions as: should I drive the porcelain bus or ride it? Where exactly in the human body, is the continental divide that determines which way it's going to 'go'? And has anyone fallen head first into a toilet and drowned or will I be the first?
I'll return when it no longer feels like I ate a meal of push pins with a chaser of battery acid.
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sending you digestive healing vibes
Ick. Feel better soon!!! You're missed!
Oh mercy. Not much worse than that. I hope you are all well soon.
My entire family went through this a couple of weeks ago. even the dogs.
Poor girl....feel better. On the up side, I bet you're 5 lbs. lighter.
Its awful, grand daughter, hubby and Hayden has had it. Hayden had it twice!!! Poor little guy, all he can have is clear liquids and jello and he keeps asking for something to eat!!! If its any help in this painful time of yours Hubby lost 10 pounds!! Now thats a lot of S---!!!! Me , Nope nothing and all three of them threw up on me? Well, didn't mean to ramble but I did want you to know I hope you feel better soon. they were sick for about 10 hours!!! Ouch! Ok, didn't mean to ramble just know I hope how soon it passes!!
Sorry to hear this.My entire family just left my house last week with strep and the flu. I feel your pain.
Get well soon.
Oh, man. That stinks. Praying for healing, g
OMG, I know I shouldn't laugh, but that was funny. Feel better!
Ohhhh! I'm sorry! Hope you get to feeling better soon!
oooooo....not fun....
get better soon!
Man, that's a bitch!
Now your 'roids will surely itch.
I hate it when ya puke s'much,
That to the toilet you weakly clutch.
So may your t-p be two ply,
Your air freshener be close by.
Tis sad it was us you shun
Because of bodily function.
I,too,have suffered out the butt,
But not the other due to my cast-iron gut.
Get well soon.
Poor Janey! Feel better!
So sorry to hear about the sickness. I am so trying not to participate in any of that type of activity. The other night in the ER with my daughter we were passing the antimicrobial gel back and forth. Wish me luck in that indeavor! And of course, I hope you are feeling better soon.
Ride the porcelain bus and grab the trash can. Best of both worlds. I speak from experience.
Oh man Jane, that's the worst. Sorry you are suffering. Hope it passes soon! And even sick you have a way with words!
Peace
The thought of you sitting at the computer, with a little puke slober still glistening in your hair...
Yeah, go lay down we can wait til you feel better.
I really am sorry you're sick.. Hope it finishes with you soon!
fingers as well as stomach is praying...too late?
Ohhhh yuck! Well if you do decide to ride the porcelin bus but then realize you missed a turn and must drive it - just be sure to have a trash can near by!
FEEL BETTER!
Don't forget to throw in salt for good measure ;)
Feel better!
Oh, yeah, I always sit with the garbage can on my lap. That works best!!
Hope you feel better soon!!!
Poor you. Prayers for quick return to normal.
Sorry for your plumbing problems, but without them we would have been denied your wonderful "push pins - battery acid" mental picture. Good graphic, that.
Urgh. I can remember being in the same situation, and unlike others have suggested, did NOT have a trash can nearby...and so used the tub.
Trust me, make sure there's a garbage can nearby. Double bagged even.
Feel better soon, Jane!
Oh my! I hope that you are feeling better soon. That sounds absolutely horrific.
It's not fair!!! Did Hubby get it too??? (I secretly hope so!!!)
Oh poor Jane. Get well quick!
j
Oh poor Jane -- Soxy Deb took the words right out of my mouth...
Sit down and pull the waste basket over.
We are working on a project this weekend and no way, no how am I going to Home D*pot with my man. If I somehow am made to do so, I will find a way to lose him in the crowd and wait outside.
Feel better Jane...
Deb
Hi there. I just found you from So Not June Cleaver. Love your blog.
My family fell like dominoes with this bug over Christmas. Fortunately, we managed to keep it at one orifice each. Didn't matter, though. My 13-year-old son still doesn't manage to hit the toilet. Toddler vomit is one thing. Teenager vomit? This was not in the contract.
Oh, I'm sooo sorry!
To make myself feel better in these type of situations, as soon as I'm done, I step on the scale.
A little silver lining, if you will.
Feel better soon!!
Saltines. Popsicles. Cinnamon sugar on toast.
Poof!
Complete wellness, or at the very least--vomit that is purple and tastes like grape.
You're welcome.
Any better, Sweetie?
always ride!!! You can usually puke into the tub from the seat on the throne but shitting on the wall is just BAD!
Boy it must suck to be you. Hope you feel better soon.
Hope you are feeling better - that stuff is going around work now and I'm just waiting my turn.
Peace
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