She not only let her granddaughter 'do' her up in the blond hair extensions, she specially requested the purple accent piece to coordinate with her Hugh Hefner jammies, which she wears so she can slip right away if FIL tries to grab her in bed.
I have a feeling this one will be on her Facebook by noon:
All this happened shortly after we abandoned her at Applebee's.
Yep, she was left standing on the sidewalk while her husband and son snuck out the CarsideToGo door. They assumed she was riding home with Omega and me. But we had stops to make.
Luckily her son picked up on the discrepancy a short while later and Omega zipped back to collect her before the authorities became involved.
She wasn't worried. She said she planned to call someone when it got dark.
Warning: Do not invite this woman to your home if you are struggling with bladder control.