Looking forward to the golden years:
Morning chat at the house.
Lola: Dad, loosen your belt, you look like a nerd!
Homer: Don't tell me what to do. You can't boss me around.
Lola: I can when you're old and I put you in the nursing home. The cheapest nursing home I can find, because you are such a cheapskate.
Homer: I am not a cheapskate, I am frugal.
Jane: Oh, when she puts you in the most FRUGAL nursing home she can find... where they only change the diapers once a day.
Homer (pointing his finger): YOU (to Lola) are not nice to call me a cheapskate and YOU (to Jane) are not nice for taking her side.
Jane: You kidding? I don't want to be stuck in a dirty diaper all day.