Setting: Monday morning.
Homer appears in front of Jane, dressed for work.
Jane gives Homer the once-over because he is back to dressing himself, post-injury.
Homer: What color do I accessorize?
Yes, Jane has taught him the word accessorize as it applies to belt and shoes.
Jane: Hmm....brown.
Homer: Then I'm going to do black because I think you might still be pissed at me for the remark about your silly shoes. Maybe you would like me to look JUST as silly.
Jane: Mmm, clever thinking......unless..... I was counting on you thinking that.
Homer should not ever try to beat Jane in the fashion arena.
No comments:
Post a Comment