which gives out M&M's for FREE!
I admit I am somewhat streaky about keeping it filled.
Lazy, lazy Jane!
But shortly after Christmas, I was at the Tar-jay
and I noticed bags of Holiday M's going for way cheap.
My favorite price!
Knowing that it takes more than a few weeks for them to go bad,
I bought several bags of the red, white and green buggers...
and filled my dispenser.
It wasn't but the day after New Years that
the first ungrateful chocolate moocher made fun of my 'old' candy.
Well, since that whole gift horse thing is wasted on these vultures,
I did what any cheap, loving accountant would do...
I removed all the green M's.
Funny how much fresher they taste
now that they look like Valentine candies.
Oh... the green ones?
They'll be getting those in March...
when my St. Patrick's day shipment 'comes in'.