She not only let her granddaughter 'do' her up in the blond hair extensions, she specially requested the purple accent piece to coordinate with her Hugh Hefner jammies, which she wears so she can slip right away if FIL tries to grab her in bed.
I have a feeling this one will be on her Facebook by noon:
All this happened shortly after we abandoned her at Applebee's.
Yep, she was left standing on the sidewalk while her husband and son snuck out the CarsideToGo door. They assumed she was riding home with Omega and me. But we had stops to make.
Luckily her son picked up on the discrepancy a short while later and Omega zipped back to collect her before the authorities became involved.
She wasn't worried. She said she planned to call someone when it got dark.
Warning: Do not invite this woman to your home if you are struggling with bladder control.
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That is TOTALLY the kind of grandma I want to be. You know, like 50 years from now.
I agree with Diane. That is one awesome grandma!
I'm speechless!!!
Eighty something???? That Applebee's eating must be good for you!
OMG! She looks and sounds like a hoot!
80-something?!? Pretty hot stuff!
can they come visit me next?
Could you NOT have put the bladder control disclaimer at the beginning? I just almost peed myself lauging at this!
that's awesome!!!!!
Eighty is looking pretty good these day.
The existential horror of being left at Applebees!
She looks like a LOT of fun to have around! Love the jammies!
And you stressed about these people coming...why?
Sounds like you are having lots of fun with the in-laws! That's good you deserve some good laughs.
Peace
Grandma has facebook? I was wondering wth was up with her hair!
Laughing is good for the tummy muscles!
My new role model!
I love your blog!! What fun to have a MIL that looks like a hottie!
Cool! Hope that's the way my kids think about me!
She is having way more fun than alot of people I know who are half her age. Not me! Just some of the rif raff who slip by my world sometimes.
Can she be my grandma?! She has to be the coolest!!
You left her at applebees... THAT is awesome... I wish I could leave my mil places from time to time...
hehe.....gives new meaning to "Curbside To-Go" sign on the door, doesn't it?
Have more fun and let us hear about it!
Wow. She is the Auntie Mame of Mothers in Law. I think I love her.
How fun.....hope you are having fun, too!
That is HYSTERICAL! I actually came over from a comment you left somewhere else...you asked someone if 'they were gonna go all Repulican...'. I laughed so hard and decided I had to pop over here and read your blog. Nice to 'meet' ya! :)
Oh My!!!! That's one hot Grandmomma!! Hope you all get to enjoy one another for as long as possible. I have to agree with whoever said it first up there. I hope I'm that kind of grandmomma one day . . . far, far, far into the future!
Very cool! May I be such a hot ticket when I reach her age!
you rock!!!1
How kewl it is that not only Grandma is having a blast but Omega is having just as much fun...at least it appears that way. That's a great memory being created right there! Create great memories so you can cherish them later.
And, btw Jane, I'd LOVE to be left at Applebee's, at least long enough to get one of those wonderfully warm and sinful Blond Brownies with walnuts, vanilla ice cream & warm vanilla sauce! UUUMMMMMMMMMM.....
Glad you get a kick out of your MIL.
Seriously, she has a Facebook? My 80+ mother can barely work the remote, much less a computer.
She has great skin. She needs to start a blog and let us in on her secrets.
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