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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Ten Top Trivias about Jane!

While I was off wandering dazedly around blogdom in search of I don't know what, I found this! on a blog! that I had never visited before. Who knew there were two accountants out there with exclamation points?!

She's funny so visit her if you need a laugh. But ixnay on mentioning the ivia-tray. Copycat? Me? You all are SO judgemental.

Soanyway, here are Today's Top Ten Trivias - about Jane!:

1- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Jane!. And probably their bowels are impacted with Jane!

2- The Jane!-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jane!-fights take place there every day. Big deal. Several thousand Jane!-fights take place inside my head every day. And my head is a much smaller place.

3- Antarctica is the only continent without Jane!. And alas, it will have to remain that way because Jane! prefers warm weather, regular airline schedules and ice only in her drinks.

4- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Jane!. But it only takes Jane! 7 minutes to consume that lobster.... wait.... are you saying that I used to be a lobster? Then that would be, eww, cannibalism!

5- If you break Jane!, you will get seven years of bad luck! If you ARE Jane! it's SEVENTY years.

6- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Jane!. So now I'm dirt, is that what you're saying?

7- Jane! can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant! Although Jane! does live in You-tah, this is very much not true. In her prime, Jane! could not even DELIVER a baby in 10 days.

8- A Jane!ometer is used to measure Jane!! This is another lie. You cannot actually measure the presence of Jane!, only the complete absence of the Anti-Jane!

9- Jane! can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid. More bad news! Even the intense heat of hot flashes couldn't bring Jane! down. And acid? I swear I never dropped acid. Even in the 70's. What made you bring THAT up?

10- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Jane!. Wow, SOMEONE in India has a little too much time on their hands.

Wasn't that fun? Not to mention informative. You learn SO much about yourself when you blog. Go ahead, give it a try and put your link in my comments. I think by the end of the week we should have enough information for a complete National Geographic special!!

Which brings me to the sad news.... well, sad for me anyway.... in the next few days I will have to put all my spare energies toward getting my house mother-in-law clean, so I won't be lounging in The Nest much. But I'll leave the door open and you all can wander in and leave your links. Think of it as your way to guest post! If I wasn't so lazy and technically challenged, I'd set up the Mr. Linky thing but.... yeah, I already explained why.

Wish me luck!

Oh, and Kat and Gaston Studio? I WILL deal with you two when I get back.


Domestic Goddess said...

I wouldn't leave you a link in a comment, even if I knew how...I figure if ppl are that bored to follow me, they can do the click thing on my name, like any good bored/stalker type would do :oP Miss you while the Inlaw invasion takes over

Miss Thystle said...

you know what's inlaw clean? The marriot hotel. Just saying.

lizspin said...

Glad to know so much about JANE!

Scared to learn that much about LIZ!

Laoch of Chicago said...

Perhaps the best strategy is to start fiercely dirtying?

Sheri and George said...

Send the in laws to visit me in Wisconsin- it's still snowing here. They won't stay long!
Nice post- I'm glad to know all that useless (I mean helpful) trivia about Jane.

Kat said...

Is it just me or is anyone else confused? WTH?

Gaston Studio said...

No Kat, you're not alone! But did you catch that last paragraph? Are you scared? If you are, run over to my place and we'll be scared together until she gets back.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to write my Congressman to make you the 8th Wonder of the World.

Enjoy the clean-up.

Kathy B! said...

So glad you found my blog and played along! It was fun wasn't it?! I'm going to go poke around and see what else (besides the exclamation point, that is) we have in common...

thesleepdeprivedmomma said...

Love that!!! No time to comment more but I wanted you to know I stopped by. Oh, I KNOW, how could you not FEEL my presence, still, my good southern manners (which, funny you should mention it, do NOT include humility) demand an announcement. Hugs!!!

Andrea said...

Stopped by via "I thought my life would be different"...so glad I did! Love your humour and your blog design is fantastic!!! So nice to "meet" you! :)

Shupe said...

Miss you-
is it time for icy drinks on the patio at the House of Jane yet?